Post by momacoz on Oct 4, 2005 11:29:19 GMT -5
You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
with
the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand
up,
and repeat this message.
Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosev!
ic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, and the Phillippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the
fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who, or where they
are.
France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there! , change it yourself, and don't
hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "student s" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers.
If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia, and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would! be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine, or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere," They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
the spies, and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
good homeless shelter,, or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You
want
a piece of me?'" Apologize to our Native Americans. They are ther ones
who
really deserve it.
~~~If you agree with the above,,, forward it to friend...
with
the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand
up,
and repeat this message.
Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosev!
ic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, and the Phillippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the
fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who, or where they
are.
France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there! , change it yourself, and don't
hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "student s" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers.
If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia, and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would! be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine, or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere," They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
the spies, and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
good homeless shelter,, or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You
want
a piece of me?'" Apologize to our Native Americans. They are ther ones
who
really deserve it.
~~~If you agree with the above,,, forward it to friend...
?