Post by momacoz on Oct 5, 2005 21:33:08 GMT -5
These are the laws of the natural universe
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in
will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Theatre Law: At any event, the people whose seats ! are furt hest from the
aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness
and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Any! thing is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
