Post by '68SuperchargedLT1Camaro on Jan 27, 2006 0:15:33 GMT -5
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, Screw You... Then he turned to his bride and said, Screw You.
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
Had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
Would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
Guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.
at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, Screw You... Then he turned to his bride and said, Screw You.
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
Had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
Would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
Guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.
lol j/k
